Yuppie joke

A yuppie was driving his BMW down the highway, his arm resting on the window sill, when another car veered over the centerline and sideswiped him, shearing his arm off at the shoulder. In his shock, he didn’t realize his arm was gone. A state trooper came running up to the yuppie, who was moaning, “My Bimmer, my beautiful Bimmer! [Bimmer is proper slang for a BMW car]”
The cop said, “Sir, don’t worry about your car. You should be more concerned with your arm!”
The yuppie slowly looked over to his shoulder and realized his arm was no longer attached. With a dawning look of horror, he exclaimed, “Oh my G-d! My… ROLEX!!”


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