My first dirty joke

I thought this was hilarious when Steven Hoffman told it to me in 1st or 2nd grade.  He started off by saying, “I’m going to ask you questions, and your answer has to be “checker.”

So he asked a few inane questions, after each of which I dutifully responded, “Checker.”

Finally came the payoff.  He asked me, “What would you do if you found Marilyn Monroe in your bathtub?”

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One Response to “My first dirty joke”

  1. Stacey Says:

    You probably still think it’s hilarious. Just lucky you were so cute.

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