A guy was in Africa on safari.  He got separated from his group and suddenly found himself surrounded by 20 fierce-looking natives.  He thought to himself, “I am screwed!”

A voice in his head boomed, “No, you’re not screwed!”

“Who’s this?”

The voice responded, “This is G-d.  Listen carefully: grab the spear from the native nearest you and plunge it through the heart of their chief!”

The guy did as instructed, and as the native chief fell to the jungle floor in a pool of blood, the guy said to the voice, “Okay,I did it;  now what?”

The voice replied, “Now you’re screwed!”


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