My wife’s favorite joke

Two guys are camping in the woods.  One guy clutches his chest and falls unconscious.  The other guy calls 911 on his cell phone and tells the operator, “My friend might’ve had a heart attack.  I think he might be dead!”

The 911 operator said, “Calm down.  The first thing you should do is make sure he’s really dead.”

A few seconds later, the 911 operator heard the sound of a gunshot.  The guy got back on the phone and said, “Okay, now what?”

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