A guy applies for a job…

A guy applies for a job and the interviewer says, “How are your powers of observation?”

The guy replies, “You have tiny ears.”

The interviewer bellows, “How dare you insult me!  Get out!”

A second guy arrives for his interview and the interviewer says, “How are your powers of observation?”

The second guy says, “You wear contact lenses.”

The interviewer beams, “You’re right!  How could you notice such a detail?”

The second guy explains, “Well, you sure couldn’t wear glasses with those ears!”

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